Whoever came up with 'Blavon' (and other mashed ship names for old pairings and thinking they were cool, for that matter) needs to be handed over to Servalan to be used as a scratching post. X-{

Every time I see someone gushing over how sexy the Sonic (or Laser) Screwdriver is--or worse, when I see people writing porn about it being inserted somewhere, I throw up a little in my mouth. Is there a list somewhere of the top failtastic porn concepts written by teenaged girls who really don't have that much experience of actual sex? Seriously? ( Read more... )